foxnewsofficial: what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
the-fandom-queen-of-skaia: shazelblue: what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food I tried to scroll. I tried so fucking hard.
deanwinchesterwantsthecass: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as...
doncasturbate: my sense of style is “fuck im late” “what is this” “i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
i fucking love cats
drugdoer: imagine building an entire country and economic system on the idea that you should forsake all other human beings and rabidly pursue your own interests by whatever means necessary in order to get enough to eat and then getting really surprised when most people turn out assholes you must be new.