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</description><title>What if I were real?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @substantiallyinadequate)</generator><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reginasmom.tumblr.com/post/46670007688/those-kids-who-still-think-liking-old-music-makes" target="_blank"&gt;reginasmom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;those kids who still think liking old music makes them special &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/beff486fbad9e1baf13d772e316733a9/tumblr_inline_mjtyrxbOzM1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/53231504705</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/53231504705</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:12:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/baf0b84a387ff73a88306ee8cef892d2/tumblr_mgjo0oaHPn1rszkofo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cca0374636496c3e38013b7b58a9dd5/tumblr_mgjo0oaHPn1rszkofo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85251216aafae5fca11809e56fb37c57/tumblr_mgjo0oaHPn1rszkofo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/53201190600</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/53201190600</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:02:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>katara:

When I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katara.tumblr.com/post/52992670999/when-i-wake-up-from-a-nap-no-one-can-talk-to-for" target="_blank"&gt;katara&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more ugly and 900% mad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/53200656537</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/53200656537</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:53:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42659f005ec2312bd6fcc98b2411bab1/tumblr_mo9atmx18o1rgpixwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52754816660</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52754816660</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:35:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me with everything ever</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dcd631d64d28b1185fd92b29add5f15/tumblr_mo1us50N3Z1qczbido1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;me with everything ever&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52741119974</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52741119974</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:15:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29098c9f6dafbcb0fbb40cddfa8f6ac9/tumblr_ml0d6gtPjh1qe3wawo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52740872448</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52740872448</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:12:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a308dc5005d7827835e2f99ebb68139/tumblr_mmt813JjT71qm37tio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52740638532</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52740638532</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:08:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71ba1f87fb4d99ebb887b0511e4d983c/tumblr_mn8pg5ApMq1qkc9uso1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52640279018</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52640279018</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:06:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lucille i love you</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6893df89944933c35e14ca30c93edf49/tumblr_mnzhahuZoA1rvnnvyo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/936b46d8f7130b4df24398c54908ec25/tumblr_mnzhahuZoA1rvnnvyo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;lucille i love you&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52639977284</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52639977284</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:02:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://big-booty-itches.tumblr.com/post/42021855909/when-your-parents-ask-you-to-help-them-with" target="_blank"&gt;big-booty-itches&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when your parents ask you to help them with technology&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/156ace13c7dae613df353ee36d8e3e00/tumblr_inline_mhjpaw85gB1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52457981282</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52457981282</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 09:19:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without..."</title><description>““It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Violet Rose (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lauva.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;lauva&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52344309962</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52344309962</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:26:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c1598c3959fbeb0d2369acb8e01bd4b/tumblr_mnu7n1YYSN1s5x2cmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52261199423</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52261199423</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:35:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8824bf45a5d9393f844c5ea072eeaef/tumblr_mnvnc2Cetl1soxxm6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52154325774</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52154325774</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:38:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea782c1475ec0295d5a9c4bfe5e89eb5/tumblr_ml0dvphwSJ1s7k7iuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52154284419</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52154284419</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:37:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ruinedchildhood:

Video

GANDALF THE GAY</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/495ca3f3bff93e6d6095828faa79a297/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e73a086d6324070bec459d3725398e1/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4894a3a1fb714dff2dc6d847159a3c20/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao7_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6ce93d0852ffa67a9089f98a9e47ca8/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0380bfc67c75dddc9240da1ca49d5321/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcb8b275c1acc1f7fc1db7ae905b6334/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao6_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05c0a0d342155da3ac8a5b000fed0392/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao8_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c6332666cf2a7d21a1eed2d84fd0801/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao9_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43b97ae4fccfc1f3f54d511feb23f240/tumblr_mnu79xn2zs1r5zq6ao2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/52086772957/video" target="_blank"&gt;ruinedchildhood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1aqfnIr2Y&amp;list=UUOpcACMWblDls9Z6GERVi1A" target="_blank"&gt;Video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GANDALF THE GAY&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52153972367</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52153972367</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:32:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>luciefr:

i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luciefr.tumblr.com/post/51500715593/i-even-procrastinate-things-i-actually-want-to-do" target="_blank"&gt;luciefr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i even procrastinate things i actually want to do&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52151205960</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52151205960</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:47:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>andrewcentrism:

adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

Germ...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gjwofYhUJEM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewcentrism.tumblr.com/post/52115868286" target="_blank"&gt;andrewcentrism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adayattheraces.tumblr.com/post/52076429365/bestrafemich21-adrians-german-guy-confused" target="_blank"&gt;adayattheraces&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestrafemich21.tumblr.com/post/52072304623/adrians-german-guy-confused-by-the-meaning-of" target="_blank"&gt;bestrafemich21&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adrians.tumblr.com/post/27139699016/german-guy-confused-by-the-meaning-of-party" target="_blank"&gt;adrians&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Colloquialisms not translating literally is some of the best shit ever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I believe one of the ways to call someone a cutie in Italian, if I’m remembering correctly is to say they’re a “little nose”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and I just&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wut&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS is why I’m proud to come from an entirely German family. They’re fucking awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52151021985</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52151021985</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:44:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ericnally:

im the best snapchatter ever
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9890b1c619bb328b5317e0e5bae30c8d/tumblr_mnr31b6HRq1qhzcqso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnally.tumblr.com/post/51945692388/im-the-best-snapchatter-ever" target="_blank"&gt;ericnally&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im the best snapchatter ever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52014454059</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52014454059</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:19:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjtpl8Gkp1qc70t1o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52014164928</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/52014164928</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:15:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/996b2617649b1a4feffe108bb8a0128e/tumblr_mn9ey1yAOy1qz75ewo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/51799145445</link><guid>http://substantiallyinadequate.tumblr.com/post/51799145445</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 08:23:56 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
